THE
ANTIDOTE WORKSHOP

YOU… looping even though you see the patterns… moving from tricky sticky mucky yucky swirly whirly into oh WOW this is easy now.

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This is for my INTENSE kinfolk who have had to fall in love with their own persistence…

… noticing noticing noticing SPIRALING THROUGH SO MUCH but not quite tracking center with desired consistency… still shutting down, breaking down, melting down one way or another.

This is for you MY PEOPLE who NOW DESIRE to be even more ACCURATELY ANCHORED… center of your own bullseye getting multidimensional needs fully met…

Welcome to THE ANTIDOTE WORKSHOP.

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WORKSHOP is

12 weeks of bespoke group experiencing.
A facilitated space to fuck around and find out.

A space for direct interruption. This is not slow processing or endless attempts at understanding understanding understanding. This is taking decisive devoted action to slice through the looping. AND LOVING IT.

An experience of harvesting & harnessing your glory as the real true you no longer forgetting (((caught in conditioning))) emerging triumphant elevation.

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Our METHOD

Restoring core functions:

  • Safety: you truly trust yourself.

  • Orientation: inner compass on point

  • Boundaries: inhabiting your own domain

  • Care: fulfill your needs vs overriding them

  • Repair: maintain relationship to center.

This is DCFO for everyday life & saving the world.
discharge + circulation = flexibility + openness
Stand, center of your own target sign. SOVEREIGN.

Each season we’re working same methodology, fresh angle. We flow together with a protocol of bite size practices. Seasonal themes like True Innocence. Tantric lifestyle. Neurodivergence as Energy Mastery. Unskooling. Naturally Psych(o)delic. Riding the YES YES YES current of the universe. Divine Union.

Keeping you on your toes ready to leap through the loopholes. Join us as many seasons as you wish.

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This SEASON

HYPOTHESIS: RAPID REPARENTING is readily available. NEED: an environment where your system can stop choosing the pattern that’s so dead heavy holding you back. NEED an environment that fosters out-gaming the resistance…

TO FEEL SAFE WITH YOURSELF.
- - - - psyche, heart, soul - - - - - - -

You do not come to us to be fixed because you are not broken. It’s about REMEMBERING YOU KNOW HOW TO FLOW and we focus on dynamic circulation circulation circulation to allow that remembering really really well… deeply deeply respecting you in your exquisite duality:

Nonverbal verbal creature with wild natural intelligence.

Whether you’re a parent or a child or both… this is for feeling the happy family of your own internal parts functioning in harmony... FINALLY.

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RAPID REPARENTING

STOP OVERRIDING YOURSELF. Hit YES YES YES and you get a welcome email after purchase with all the links.

  • our FukYes devotional agreement

  • the telegram app for our info/chat space

  • self-stimming homework practices

  • recorded readings biweekly

  • zoom calls biweekly 3hrs fridays

  • replay library

We will be immensely inspired to receive you and to band together for getting way more grounded familiar with the sensations of DESIRES FULFILLED thanks to your needs are actually being met.

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first call
friday april 17th


GROUP CALLS PROCEED EVERY other week from there

doors open until the end of month or until the room feels full

THIS WORKS & YOU’RE WORTH IT


It’s a big deal when you help even one person… and you definitely helped me. I want this lifestyle for myself so much. I really care about people’s recovery and you’re a badass. I’m excited about this.

CHRISTINA Master of Applied Sociology, winter workshop ‘25

Kelsey holds a steadfast mirror to the psyche that illuminates all parts. I encourage you to look deeply with her. You will finally come to know yourself.

CAROLINE Archival Expert NYC Library, winter workshop ‘25

I am actually meeting myself out of survival. I’m not seeing myself in judgement anymore. These practices have become my life-line, anchoring me home with myself, enjoying myself finally. Kelsey feels like loving parent, mystical guide, master of ceremonies, bestie, all in one.

CANDY Mother of 4 Cat Sanctuary, winter workshop ‘25

My integrity clarifies further every time I participate… frequency is elevating. I exist with more quality patience and humour and adoration for myself and for others. This revolution is what I am here for. Reimagining imprints of how we give and receive. Letting our attention land on the stuck stuff that keeps recreating the shit we don’t like… and feeling amazing instead of so so scared of ourselves the way we were conditioned to be. We have access to being free.

KELSEY apocalypta master Quelsay, founder & facilitator House of Antidote, owner operator Antidote Aesthetic.

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RAPID REPARENTING WORKSHOP at HOUSE OF ANTIDOTE SPRING 2026

pay in full $777
plan $275 x 3 months