RAPID REPARENTING WORKSHOP
Feel the joy of finally being there for yourself
12 weeks of provocative contemplations & extremely nourishing fascia release
WELCOME EDGE RIDERs
YOU SWEET ‘N SOuR BABES this is for intense f**kers in love with their own persistence …who desire to be even more accurate and attuned IN GETTING MULTIDIMENSIONAL NEEDS MET.
For vast freedom and relief… we reparent ourselves.Sitting together at a quasi kitchen table (a zoom room Jedi meeting in the quantum field) we experience we practice we remember how to enjoy a sincere deeeeep no-worries lifestyle.
Transforming the tricky sticky mucky yucky swirly whirly into oh wow this is easy now.
this is advanced DCFO for beginners.
a nonlinear naturally psychedelic space for landing big leaps.
a working personal experiment with group momentum.
no previous experience required.
pairs well with membership & course.
REINVENTING OUR
INHERITANCE
HYPOTHESIS: fascia is where we need to focus. it’s where we hold our stories. if we aim to discharge our fascia we discharge our stories and thereby gain access to remembering easy presence.
HYPOTHESIS: the conscious care of an individual can include ongoing inquiry and discharge. this enables a deep felt-sense security, whereby needs are met and a sustainable thriving is actually very available.
HYPOTHESIS: everyone who participates evolves significantly from whatever level of fried frustrated falling off the wagon/rocker lifestyle they’ve been living in… into way more stabilized inner stability - simultaneous soul & human SATISFACTION.
HYPOTHESIS: asking questions, tracking sensation, and regularly practicing stimming behaviours that say yes to increased discharge and circulation… we can get rapid radical results rewiring a person’s 3 core patterns… 1. how you relate to your environment 2. how you express yourself 3. how you form attachment
HYPOTHESIS: discharging and circulating energy, we increase our access to anchored flexibility (capacity to shift even stubborn behaviour) and openness (capacity to be whole).
ALIGNMENT WITH YOUR TRUE VALUES
METHOD the dcfo methodology
applied during workshop calls & supported in between.
read one gene key chapter every two weeks for three months. read the six specific chapters that are said to be how to create the perfect environment for children to grow into happy, healthy, and enlightened adults.
let this reading and shared contemplations trigger emotional, mental, physical, spiritual, and moral responses.
use fascia release practices to be prepared for this and to say yes to the flow.
use group calls and chat space to kind witness narrate your experience and stay accountable to applying the methodology to get desired results.
FEEDING YOUR BEST CASE SCENARIOS
MATERIALS
welcome email after purchase with all the links
recorded readings of the six specific chapters
willingness to contemplate and participate in both verbal and nonverbal discussions aka share on the calls and/or in the chat group + do the homework somatic self stimming practices
attend weekly calls on zoom or catch the
replays with unlisted youtube linkstelegram group chat space
free for all, but also facilitated
links, replays & extras posted here
+ regular deep reflection prompts
& cheeky homework assignments
HARVEST & HARNESS RAPID RADICAL RESULTS
OBSERVATIONS
From a cat-sanctuary owner, 39-year-old mother of four, in Texas, participant Winter 2025/26.
“IF YOU HAD TOLD ME I’D BE FEELING MY FEELINGS… I’D HAVE DIPPED !!! What I got from this container the past three months:
freedom from being ploughed down by emotions, but with an ability to attend to the pains lying dormant (but loud) (like getting that last bit of sliver stuck in your foot, you know?)
to shift from just not feeling the joy… to FEELING THE JOY of being there for myself.
Even though I work out and I walk… I had never accessed an actual intention of letting go before this. Now I’m in this safe place with it.
It’s amazing to be releasing the fascia, experiencing the moment of hurt (present and past) and to be responding to it vs reacting to it.
NO LONGER tied down by things that have gaslit you for so long
I laid on my bed and kicked my feet out of happiness… because I could finally see what I’ve been good at my whole life.
I always took care of so many people and creatures and people would say oh they are so lucky to have you. Currently, I’m saying to myself, “now that you have yourself, you’re so lucky!”
expectations and obligations in my actions turned into alignment. Kelsey points people back to themselves and I think that’s a true teacher a true healer.
Everywhere I look there is suffering and i want innocence protected. so much of the workshop is coming home to your own innocence, finally.
My kids comment now on how accessible I am. Not only did this ignite and rekindle a relationship with myself, but also with my children. I had my oldest daughter and son when I was a young, hurting mother. The way they’re opening up to me is different. We’re relating better. They are asking for guidance and listening to me because now they’re trusting what they see in and of me.
Screaming with my 10-year-old in nature instead of screaming at them. I’m acting in ways that are aligned with my heart. I’m withstanding things I couldn’t before… and not acting in ways I need to apologize for.
Alignment with my values. At the end of the day, I feel proud of how I responded and treated people.
I didn’t love myself because I didn’t like myself. I couldn’t trust her when she would be freaking out over stupid stuff. Now I’m not.
I feel in charge of myself, sovereign. Not being entangled by bullshit leaves me to love and be proud of myself. I am reinventing love for myself.
Good vs. bad is now accuracy vs confusion. Once you find accuracy, nobody’s projections of good or bad disrupt you anymore. Kelsey is an expert.
I really feel I have a new agenda. A new compass. Kelsey said to me, “All of you belongs here at this table,” and that was so powerful for me. Even when it got dark, I FELT JOY. I thought some parts of me had to be exiled or put to death, and that felt hard and heavy… but this workshop showed me what integration really means.
CONCLUSIONS
It’s a big deal when you help even one person… and you definitely helped me. I want this lifestyle for myself so much. I really care about people’s recovery and you’re a badass. I’m excited about this.
CHRISTINA Master of Applied Sociology
Even though I participated pretty passively, I noticed the way I treat myself transforming. I've made significant improvements with doing daily practices that really make a difference, and I'm attracting alignments that feel very fulfilling.
TONY psychedelic explorer
Deep Recognition. Kelsey holds a steadfast mirror to the psyche that illuminates all parts, known and suppressed, wounded and Divine, and the salve is DCFO. I encourage you to look deeply with her into this mirror. You will finally come to know yourself, a full-blown energy being.
CAROLINE Archival Expert at the NYC Library
“Experiencing these contemplations and exercises together, I am altered, taken deeper, my integrity clarifies further every time, frequency elevating. I exist with more quality patience and humour and adoration for myself and for others. This revolution is what I am here for. Recreating imprints of how we give and receive. Letting our attention land on the stuck stuff that keeps recreating the shit we don’t like… and feeling amazing about how accessible integration really is… not so scared of ourselves the way we were conditioned to be. We have access to being free.
KELSEY founder & facilitator
“We’re making fuckin lemonade. To be able to live in a way you’re proud of. I look at myself with care. GRAND slam review.
I AM FREE.”
SPRING session is facilitated by House of Antidote founder Kelsey & supported by a workshop apprentice