THE
ANTIDOTE WORKSHOP
12 weeks of provocative contemplations & extremely nourishing fascia release
WORKSHOP is for intense people in love with their own persistence… YOU who desire to be even more ACCURATE & ATTUNED in getting your multidimensional needs met.
Transforming the tricky sticky mucky yucky swirly whirly into oh WOW this is easy now.
WORKSHOP is
An eclectic kitchen table for gathering with intention.
A facilitated space to fuck around and find out.
Every season we have a fresh protocol for quality personal experiment in the fire of group momentum.
Beginners to experts applying DCFO to daily life.
discharge + circulation = flexibility + openness
To stand, center of your own target sign. Sovereign.
When you hit YES YES YES you’re signing up for a three month journey together with the intention of rapid radical results in the focus area of the season as detailed below.
Our METHOD
It’s about restoring core functions:
Safety: your system can settle without external permission and you trust yourself.
Orientation: you can accurately listen to your own system and discern needs without judgment.
Boundaries: you feel protected inhabiting your own sincere domain without collapse
Care: you respond to and fulfill your needs instead of overriding them
Repair: when things go sideways, you know how to stay with or come back to your center.
WE FOCUS on DCFO while exploring semantic & somatic terrain in consciously provocative and playful ways to engage opportunity for taking DCFO methodology deep, which lends results in every direction of daily life.
THIS Season
HYPOTHESIS: rapid reparenting is readily available if/when we can choose environments that foster out-gaming the resistance… to feel safe (psyche, heart, soul) with ourselves again as is truly natural (the opposite of the conditioning most of us inherit and endure).
It’s not about fixing you, you are not broken. It’s about RESTORING AUTHENTIC FLOW respecting you as both nonverbal and verbal creature with wild natural intelligence. Welcoming that intelligence fully online again after eras of neglect and abuse.
Our rapid reparenting 3 month protocol involves special focus on fascia release & contemplations of what The Gene Keys refer to as: how to create the perfect environment for children to grow into happy, healthy, and enlightened adults.
Whether you’re a parent or a child or both… this is for feeling the happy family of your own internal parts functioning in harmony... finally.
Rapid Reparenting
When you hit YES YES YES you get a welcome email after purchase with all the links :
our FukYes devotional agreement
the telegram app for our info/chat space
self-stimming homework practices
recorded readings biweekly
zoom calls (replays available)
BRING YOUR WILLINGNESS to PLAY.
Stop overriding yourself so you can integrate (get used to) the sensations of a QAULITY of life where your own needs are truly met.
THIS WORKS & YOU’RE WORTH IT
It’s a big deal when you help even one person… and you definitely helped me. I want this lifestyle for myself so much. I really care about people’s recovery and you’re a badass. I’m excited about this.
CHRISTINA Master of Applied Sociology, winter workshop ‘25
I am actually meeting myself out of survival and I like her. I still feel so damn deeply but I have a method now and a reverence for all of me. I’m not seeing myself in judgement anymore. These practices have become my life-line, anchoring me home with myself, enjoying myself finally. I asked for one thing from this… to wake up in the morning and feel happy to be alive and I wake up in the morning happy I am alive. I’m not saying it’s easy, but you’re worth it too. And I want this spaciousness for everyone. Kelsey sees you before you see yourself and invites you into her EXPERT ways that feel like coming home to a loving family, redirecting you towards accuracy and everything in your life magically orients for your greatest good. Kelsey feels like loving parent, mystical guide, master of ceremonies, bestie, all in one… and she mirrors back to you a resilience known only from her personal survival of the fire too. What are you waiting for? Come in, let go, and BE FREE.”
CANDY mom of 4, winter WORKSHOP ‘25
Deep Recognition. Kelsey holds a steadfast mirror to the psyche that illuminates all parts, known and suppressed, wounded and Divine, and the salve is DCFO. I encourage you to look deeply with her into this mirror. You will finally come to know yourself, a full-blown energy being.
CAROLINE Archival Expert at the NYC Library, winter workshop ‘25
My integrity clarifies further every time I participate… frequency is elevating. I exist with more quality patience and humour and adoration for myself and for others. This revolution is what I am here for. Recreating imprints of how we give and receive. Letting our attention land on the stuck stuff that keeps recreating the shit we don’t like… and feeling amazing instead of so so scared of ourselves the way we were conditioned to be. We have access to being free. I am thoroughly trauma-informed, revolutionizing what that even means in DEEP DEEP all the way respect for each of us as primarily nonverbal EXQuISITELY SENSITIVE multi-dimensionally intelligent individuals. Certified existential kink mentor transmuting density and attachment into relieving recognition, JOY, and sustainable liberation. LET’S DO IT.
KELSEY founder & facilitator
